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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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Anonymous
No. Kinda seems like a scam. And If I knew who you were so I could know if it’s legit maybe. But uh no.